Q: What dinosaur grows plates on it's back?
A: A Platosaurus!
Q: What dinosaur plays tricks and acts like an archaeologist?
A: an archaeopteryx!
Q: When were dinosaurs wiped out?
A: About a million years ago if you’re not good at counting!
Q: What brass instrument is the Triceratops a fan of?
A: The French Horn!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with only one eye?
A: A do-you-think-he-saw-us.
Q: Why do carnivorous dinosaurs eat their meat raw?
A: Because they don’t know how to barbeque.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Q: Why do museums have old bones?
A: Because they can’t afford new ones.
Q: What did dinosaurs use to make their hot dogs?
A: Jurassic pork!
Q: What did the Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom
Q: How do you ask a Tyrannosaur to supper?
A:”Tea Rex?”
Q: What was 30 feet long, had a two-foot-long beak, and left crumbs in its bed?
A: Pretzelcoatus!
Q: What do you call a horrible, terrible, fearsome dinosaur?
A: A Thesaurus.
Q: What's better than a talking Diplodocus?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
A: Because it was an early bird!
A joke
Ben: I keep seeing Pteranodons with orange polka dots.
Seb: Have you seen an eye doctor yet?
Ben: No, just Pteranodons with orange polka dots.
Q: How can you tell there's a Euoplocephalus in your bed?
A: By the big red “E” on it’s pyjamas.
Q: How can you tell there's a Stegosaurus in your refrigerator?
A: The door won’t close!
Q: What family does Velociraptor belong to?
A: I don’t know. I don’t think any family in our neighbourhood owns one!
Q: What has a prominant head crest, a duck-like bill, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Parasaurolophus on roller skates!
Q: How did the dinosaur stay dry in the rain?
A: He used a Parasaurolophus!
Q: Why did the Euoplocephalus say 'knock-knock?'
A: Because he was in the wrong joke!
Q: Why don't dinosaurs ever forget?
A: Because they never knew anything in the first place.
Q: What happened when the Brachiosaurus took the train home?
A: He had to bring it back again.
Joke
Seb: I’ve lost my pet Mimmi! Ben: Why don’t you put an ad in the paper? Seb: What good would that do? He can’t read.
Q: What is purple and green and won't stop singing?
A: Barney taking a shower!
Q: What do you call a 10 ton Atlasosaurus wearing headphones?
A: Whatever you want, he can’t hear you!
Q: What dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
A: All of them, houses can’t jump.
Q: What should you do if you find a blue Europasaurus?
A: Try and cheer him up!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur wearing tight shoes?
A: My-foot-is-saurus!
Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs colide?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Joke
Receptionist: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room. Doctor: Tell her I can’t see her!
Q: What makes more noise than one dinosaur?
A: Two dinosaurs!
Q: What was T Rex's favourite number?
A: Eight (ate)!
Q: What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?
A: A dinobore!
Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
A: Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops!
Q: When can three giant dinosaurs hide under a small umbrella and not get wet?
A: When it’s not raining!
Q: What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?
A: Stegosnorus!
Q: What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A: A diplodocus with a sore throat!
Q: What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
A: Anything she wants!
Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
A: Find somewhere else to sleep!
Q: Did the dinosaur take a bath?
A: Why, is there one missing?
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
A: Out of the way!
Q: How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling!
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry bed?
A: Strawberry jam!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with explosives?
A: Dino-mite!
fantastic jokes, I don’t know how we came up with them all